Summer Sploshing Had Me A Blast

Summer Sploshing happened so fast! Met a slave crazy for cream.

He got sticky, soaked as can be!

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Tell me more, tell me more, did you go very far?

Ok, I shall tell you….

Recently I was excited to acquire a large paddling pool which is ideal for sploshing fun! It’s deep with high sides and perfect for having subs roll around in and swivel in a pile of slippery, squelchy goo as I pelt them with eggs, rub them down with a fruity trifle or even spray them with light, whippy cream until they look like a big fluffy but gloopy cloud!. In fact, it’s handy for all kinds of fluids, not just the ones out of a jar or tin!

Over the years I’ve enjoyed many sploshing encounters and have pied subs with platefuls of spray cream, splatted them with yoghurts and when feeling a little more sadistic, I’ve even tipped nip-tinglingly good ice cream down their trembling flesh as they shivered and shook, awaiting the delicious sensation of sticky fluid, reminiscent of a dip in the Baltic sea. Oh how they quiver. Blindfolding them and having them play with the food and experience it’s texture to guess what food they are holding is always fun too! On other occasions, I had a slave sit in a big chocolate cake, then eat it while I rested my heels on his head and another licked fresh mud from my toes. It really is a limitless game with so many wonderful options. CEI is always a pretty fun ending, or others have opted to enjoy a sweet vintage ‘champagne’ to warm them up a little!

There are of course rules  surrounding this. The sub MUST be prepared to help with the clean up. Escapees will be captured, chained and forced to clean the entire venue with a toothbrush while I follow them with my Morning Star and play Happy Hardcore music to make them go faster!  Also, these sort of games require at least 90 mins minimum and the sub should also bring at least 2 ingredients. (I always have a surprise or two in my cupboard!)

As the summer heatwave looks to have fizzled out (after popping it’s face in and teasing us with the promise of gloriously long summer days) I decided to bring summer to me which means summer-inspired feasts on a fresh bed of Slave, while he wriggles and entertains me!

Have you ever tried sploshing? If not why not! It’s one for the bucket (and spade) list!