It’s that time of year when all the shops and businesses blast out Christmas songs for an entire month to drive you slowly mad. I’ve re-written…I mean butchered…a classic Christmas song so that when you are shopping with the missus, you can smile to yourself and sing my kinky version in your head!
C is for the metal cage that’s known as chastity
H is for the happiness that kink and fetish brings to me
R is for the sturdy rope I use instead of chain
I is for the frozen ice I use to cause you lots of pain
S is for the sissy boys bent over against the wall
T is for the tawse that makes your bum so sore!
M is for the moaning when a slave has finally jizzed
A is for my naughty arse that always should be kissed
S is for the saucy domme who makes every slave her pet
Be good and you’ll get everything in my Christmas alphabet!
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